A Horse Owner's Life: The Real Math Behind the Magic
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Ever wondered what it's really like to own a horse? Many dream of galloping through meadows and sharing magical moments with these majestic creatures. The reality, however, is a bit different – though no less rewarding. As a horse owner, I've discovered that my life follows a rather amusing mathematical formula that perfectly captures the essence of equestrian life.
A Day in The Life of a Horse Owner:
🛍️ 15% - Shopping for "essential" horse gear
💼 15% - Working to fund the horse lifestyle
🏥 15% - Managing vet visits and bills
✨ 15% - Grooming sessions
🧹 15% - Stable cleaning duties
😴 5% - Catching some z's
🏇 5% - Actually riding
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Let's start with the worrying – a solid chunk of my time. Is she drinking enough water? Did that slight limp mean something serious? Is she too hot, too cold, or just right in her blanket? Then there's the retail therapy – browsing tack shops, comparing supplements, and convincing myself that yes, my horse absolutely needs that new sparkly halter or the latest ergonomic saddle pad.
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Working to fund this passionate pursuit is another significant slice of my life. Sometimes I joke that I don't work for myself anymore – I work for my horse! Speaking of expenses, veterinary bills claim their own hefty portion. From routine check-ups to those middle-of-the-night emergency calls, my vet's number is permanently on speed dial.
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Grooming sessions are our precious bonding time. These moments involve curry combs, mane detangler, and endless attempts to keep a gray horse clean (spoiler alert: it's impossible). Then there's the unavoidable mucking out – maintaining my horse's living quarters to five-star hotel standards with fork in hand.
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Surprisingly, actual riding only takes up a tiny fraction of my time. Between work, weather, and other commitments, those precious moments in the saddle become pure gold. Sleep? Well, that's often interrupted by checking the weather app or remembering I forgot to put away the fly spray.
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But you know what? Despite the skewed percentages and the fact that my house is filled with more horse supplies than human necessities, I wouldn't have it any other way. This is the life we choose as horse owners – a life where the rewards aren't measured in percentages but in moments of pure joy, trust, and partnership with these incredible animals.
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